My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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