we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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