even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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