is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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