i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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