her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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