At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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