covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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