thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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