Have you finally orgasmed yet?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
