They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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