do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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