I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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