Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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