He disabled his match.com account in front of me
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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