three words: i give head
three words: not that well
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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