She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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