I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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