Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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