At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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