return my video game
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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