I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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