yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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