like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Randomize
