you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
MIDGETS
????
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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