Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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