i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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