just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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