jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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