I love having hate sex.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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