You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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