one two three fourrrrnication!
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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