What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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