I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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