i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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