Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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