I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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