I just made out with a guy for $7.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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