maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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