You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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