we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
3pm strippers are depressing
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
