if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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