I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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