you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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