Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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