none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i believe in u and ur pee
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