I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I think your dad took our porno
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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