he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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