Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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