I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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