He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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