my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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