NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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