I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
3pm strippers are depressing
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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