I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
