I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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