normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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